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GUEST,CJE Lyr Add: 'Sung by the Whore House Quartet'. (18) RE: Lyr Add: 'Sung by the Whore House Quartet'. 29 Mar 11


I was in a Catholic high school band in 1978 and we sang filthy songs on the bus ride to the football games and band competitions. I don't know where we got them and I am pretty sure a prior generation personalized these songs. One of them was sung to the tune of Turkey and the Straw up until the chorus then switched to the shave and haircut for the Whore House Quartet. It went like this...

O she wiggles and she giggles til' she shits on the floor
And the wind from her as blows the cat out the door
The moon shines bright upon her tits
And she brushes her teeth with canary shit

Sung by the Whore House Quartet
Did ya get a blow job? Net yet.
Are ya gonna get one? You bet.

I've got that feeling coming onnnnn.


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