Bobert, this is when you most need the expert assistance of Lane, Fielding, Patterson & Swan, Layabouts for Hire. It's clear that you don't have enough time to do nothing. You need us to do it for you. When you think of all the time that your television is going unwatched and your refrigerator unraided; your couch growing cold, it only makes sense to hire professionals to step in before it's too late. You're running the very real risk of appearing to be busy. We can dispatch our highly trained personnel to both ends of your move to do nothing (and do it very well) right away. For a nominal additional charge, we can assign a man to do nothing in transit. Imagine the look on your neighbor's faces when they see you struggling to unload a couch from the back of your truck while a partner of LFPS, Layabouts for Hire, snores on the cushions surrounded by Cheetos crumbs and beer cans. Your neighbors will know that you care about nothing. At LFPS, nothing is what we do best. Remember...it's the least we can do.