Egad....the bar's open!!!!

Let yer quacks
and newspapers
be cuttin' their capers
bout curin' the vapors
the scratch and the gout!
With their magical potions
their serums and lotions
upholding their notions
They're mighty put out!

Who can tell the true physic
to all that's pathetic?
And pitch to the Devil
Crown cholic and spleen?
You'll know it I think
if you take a big drink
with your mouth at the brink
of a Jug of Poteen....

So stick to the Craythur
the best thing in Nature!
For sinkin' your sorrows
or raisin' your Joys!
For what moderational
dose in the nation
can give consolation
like poteen me boys!?!?