A man walked into a piano bar to audition to be the new piano player they were advertising for. He told them he played all original songs. After playing the first one the bar owner was amazed and LOVED the song. "What do you call that one?" he asked. The piano player said, "I call that one, "You have beautiful tits and I'd love to squeeze em". The bar owner was dissappointed in the name because it was a family place so he asked for another. He liked this song just as much and asked the name. The piano player told him it was called "I like to do it doggie style, how about you?". He was unsure about the whole thing but he made the piano player agree not to announce the names of the songs. So, the first night comes and the guy is a huge hit, the entire place loves him. During his first break he uses the mens room but forgets to zip up his fly. The bartender calls to him and says, "hey Buddy, do you know your fly is down and your weiner is hanging out?" The piano player responds, "Know it? I wrote it!!!"