This reminds me of the drunk who went into the bar and ordered a double and asked the bartender where are all your customers and then he had a couple of more drinks and asked the bartenter what was the name of the bird behind the bar and the bartender said it is a cockatoo and after a couple of more drinks he ask the bartenter what was the name of the bird behind the bar and where was all his customers and the bartender said it is a cockatoo and the drunk said the rest of the story by email or PM only