Here's the partial version I heard, was hoping somebody heard something similar. I think my dad told it to me when I was about 10 and he was buzzed and he and my mother argued as to how appropriate it was to pass on. Please, someone else please help fill in the lines I am missing. Two Ton Tessie was the talk of the town They said no man could lay her down When out from the bushes jumped Piss Pot Pete 99 inches of red hot meat (I was young you, only remember so much at that age, but damn does it stick with you.) blah blah blah something something Piss Pot Pete had fucked her dead.. Wish I could remember more, any help would be grand. thank you
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