Recently the sporadic reports of a hairy, ugly and malodorous creature with three legs in woods around near LaRonge in Northern Saskatchewan excited much discussion during July and August of this year. It was said the sight of the thing was enough cause male bears to hide and weep, along with many Sasquatches.

Well, it turned out to be none other than Tige's younger brother, Jack 'The Skunk' McBride, Regina enforcer for the family. His body odour is so notorious, just the threat of removing his jacket was enough for the Hell's Angels to pay tribute. The smell forms a force field around him so powerful that is impregnable to bullets, radiation and hell-fire.

Professors at the University of Saskatchewan have offered Jack as proof that Cro-Magnon and Neanderthal were not separate species but sub-species of Homo Sapiens. The cross-breeding usual occurred after Cro-Magnon males indulged in the drink called by Neanderthal females called red power juice. This also where the term 'coyote ugly' originated, after the males awoke and found out what had happened.

Despite the reaction males have to his odour, it is strangely attractive females, so there are now numerous children running around Regina who look like Jack.

The Investigative Bureau of Saskatchewan (IBS) has announced that Jack has promised to refrain from walking through the north woods naked, frighten old men and exciting old maids. He confine his nude rambling to his moated and walled LaRonge compound. The bear and Sasquatch populations has only recently been seen in there area.

Oh yes. The report of the third leg. That is another reason Jack is popular with the female population.