Variation of the Cockney alphabet that I learned in the fifties in Dublin.
A is for 'orses (hay is for horses) B for mutton (beef or mutton) C for yerself (see for yourself) D for dumb (deaf or dumb) E for over (heave her over) F for vescence (effervescence) G for police (chief of police) H for weight (age for weight) I for big one (I've a big one) J for oranges (Jaffa oranges) K for cavern (cave or cavern) L for leather (hell for leather) M for sis (emphasis) N for lope (envelope) O for the wings of a dove P for ish (peeverish) Q for the bus R for it up (offer it up) S for Williams (Esther Williams) T for two (tea for two) U for me (you for me) V for la France (viva la France) W for a bob (double you for a bob) X for breakfast (eggs for breakfast) Y for goodness sake (why for goodness sake) Z for breezes (zephyr breezes)
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