Doesn't anybody remember the raunchy version of "Playmate?" Oh little Playmate I cannot plat today It happened yesterday The boy across the way He gave me fifty cents To lie across the fence He said it wouldn't hurt I felt it up my skirt My Mommy was surprised To see my belly rise My daddy was surprised To have me hospitalized... Harry! Look what you've done to me! Harry! You'll have to marry me! Harry...We'll call him Larry, And it'll be Harry, and Larry, and Me!
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