Here's as many as I can recall off the top of my so-called head: (To the tune of "My Bonnie"): The bluefish lie dead in the ocean The codfish lie dead in the sea The all died of water pollution Caused by the oil company! Don't swim! Don't swim! Remember the bluefish and cod (and cod) It's not our sea -- Texaco leased it from God! And howzabout this one? (To the tune of "Anchors Aweigh"): Our kid's away, thank God Our kid's away We sent him off to camp At thirty bucks a day(-ay-ay-ay) Though it's a lot to pay We'll raise no fuss If we complain, then they might Send him back Might send him back to us! And finally (to the tune of "Off We Go Into The Wild Blue Yonder" [or whatever that song's actually called!]): Off we go into the bargain section Running wild over the place There's a clerk coming in our direction Onward girls! Stomp on his face! There's a dress that we can all fight over Grab it, girls! Do not delay! We'll pull till it's All torn to bits Nothing can stop us shoppers today!
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