Bill Clinton is out jogging and notices a little boy selling kittens. Above the kittens there is a sign that says, "Democrat kittens." Naturally, he jogs over to the boy and asks him, "are these really kittens really Democrats? The boy says, "yes sir Mr. President; they sure are."

When he gets back to the White House, he tells Al Gore the story and he is simply thrilled. The next day, Al decides he will jog with Bill and visit the enlightened little boy, who is selling Democrat kittens. As they jog up, they notice that the word "Democrat" has been crossed out and scribbled above it is written, "Republican." The President says; "Hey young man, yesterday these kittens were Democrats. What happened?" Whereupon the little boy said; "They opened their eyes this morning."