It's a great song to sing, here are the lyrics as I know them:

THE PRINCE'S PANTIES by Mason Williams (of "Classical Gas" fame)
on his album "The Mason Williams Phonograph Album" Warner Brothers label.

There was once a prince who acted strangely,
In that he thought life was stupid, and it was for him,
So he made up a world in which he liked the things we like,
But he had different reasons why he liked them,

He liked butter for its colour,
He would order, toast and colour,
Waitresses confused would utter,
Sir I've never heard of toast and colour,
He'd get angry and begin to choke them,
The law would come and they'd arrest and book him,
So his life was a mess of trouble,
Still he kept it up.

He had dogs, a hundred Cocker Spaniels,
And he called them Panties, cause they did that mostly,
And he did not care if they would bark or fetch sticks,
Run and jump, roll over and play dead tricks,

No he liked them only for their panting,
So he would run them ragged,
But one day they got fed up,
And chased the prince right up against the fence,
And the prince was eaten by his Panties.

(he! he! he!)

E-mail me if you need more on this.
Cheers, Reid