The dogs came to the meeting place; they came from near and far
Some travelled in by aeroplane and some by motor car.

And at the registration each one instruction took
they had to take their assholes off and hang them on a hook.

When they were all a-seated each mother son and sire
The chairman rose to make his speech some bastard shouted FIRE!

Now there was great confusion there was no time to look
They had to grab the nearest arse from off the nearest hook

They got their assholes all mixed up, it made them awfully sore
to think they'd lost the asshole they'd always worn before.

So now you know the reason why, he'll leave a juicy bone
To go and smell another's dirty arse he's trying to find his own!