So, he has 2 kids who he won't support and when they come to stay he goes out with his girlfriend/wife/lover/sex object, who is little older than his own children. He wreaks havoc on his mother and doesn't give a damn about anyone, just so long as his nether regions are being attended to on a nightly basis... Put them in the trailer, wait until he's 'otherwise engaged in his nightly activities' then creep out, attach said trailer to your tractor and take it somewhere far, far away, out of mobile phone reach... Return tractor to garage, creep back into bed with P Vine, make her tea and toast in the morning and feign complete shock when she tells you the trailer is missing..... It's really getting better than 'DALLAS', Bobz! :0) xx
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