Try hammering 12" nails into D-i-lly's door..when she's on the inside.. ;0) P-Vine, repeat after me.. "IF you think you're getting a fooking apology from me, you Spoilt Little Brat, you can take a hike!" Next time she starts to faint, just say "Yup, looks like you're gonna faint! Tea, anyone?" And go into the next room..thus removing her audience and making her dramatics useless... Failing this, build yourselves a little padded cell somewhere in the garden, take a dozen bottles of something very strong and delicious, guaranteed to cause hiccups and/or singing and refuse to come out until they've gone.........
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