I have a recording of a very old (50s-early 60s?) BBC radio feature about James Joyce, on which is sung, among other pieces, a fragment of a song entitled 'Miss Houlihan's Christmas Cake': As I sat in me window one evening A letterman came unto me With a nice little neat invitation Saying, "Won't you come over to tea?" I knew it was Houlihan sent it I went for old friendship's sake But the first thing they gave me to tackle Was a slice of Miss Houlihan's cake Chorus: There was plums, and prunes, and cherries Raisins, and currants, and cinnamon too There was nuts, and cloves, and berries But the crust it was nailed on with glue There were caraway seeds in abundance 'Twould give you a fine headache 'Twould kill any man twice To be eating a slice Of Miss Houlihan's Christmas cake Miss Mulligan wanted to taste it But really, it was all no use She worked at it over an hour But couldn't get any of it loose Then Houlihan went for a hatchet, And Kelly came in with a saw That cake was enough, by the Power To paralyse any man's jaw There was plums, and prunes, and cherries Raisins, and currants, and cinnamon too There was nuts, and cloves, and berries But the crust it was nailed on with glue There were caraway seeds in abundance 'Twould give you a fine headache 'Twould kill any man twice To be eating a slice Of Miss Houlihan's Christmas cake Is this perhaps the precursor of 'The Trinity Cake'?
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