I have similar memory problems to Ian and Jim so penned this song, which is proving popular wherever I sing it. BLACK HOLES THEY SAY THAT BLACK HOLES EXIST ONLY IN SPACE BUT I KNOW THAT JUST ISN'T TRUE FOR I FIND BLACK HOLES ARE ALL OVER THE PLACE AND I'M SURE THAT OTHERS DO TO FOR JUST WHEN I'M COMFORTABLY SINGING MY SONG WHEN EVERYTHING SEEMS ON A ROLL WHEN EVERYONE'S HAPPILY SINGING ALONG THE WORDS FALL INTO A BLACK HOLE - BLACK HOLE THE WORDS FALL INTO A BLACK HOLE A GREAT BIG HOLE, A GIGANTIC HOLE A HOLE THAT'S ENORMOUS AND BLACK IT FEELS LIKE MY BRAIN HAS BEEN FLUSHED DOWN THE DRAIN AND I'M NEVER GETTING IT BACK – IT BACK AND I'M NEVER GETTING IT BACK SOMETIMES IT'S A WORD OR A LINE THAT WILL HIDE SOMETIMES A WHOLE VERSE DISAPPEARS SO I'M STANDING THERE WITH MY MOUTH OPEN WIDE AND FRESH AIR BETWEEN MY TWO EARS THEY SAY THAT THE MEMORY DECREASES WITH AGE AND AT THESE TIMES I FEEL NINETY-THREE COS WHEN IT WON'T PASS – I FEEL SUCH AN ASS OH, WHY DOES IT HAPPEN TO ME - TO ME OH, WHY DOES IT HAPPEN TO ME NOW SOME PEOPLE SAY I SHOULD REALLY MAKE SURE OF THE WORDS – BUT I'D LIKE THEM TO NOTE IT HAPPENS WITH SONGS I'VE BEEN SINGING FOR YEARS AS WELL AS WITH THOSE I'VE JUST WROTE SO NOW HERE I STAND WITH MY BOOK IN MY HAND TO MAKE SURE THAT NO WORDS GO ASTRAY FOR IT GIVES ME THE CHANCE – TO HAVE A QUICK GLANCE AND KEEP ALL THOSE BLACK HOLES AT BAY - AT BAY AND KEEP ALL THOSE BLACK HOLES AT BAY THOSE GREAT BIG HOLES, THOSE GIGANTIC HOLES THOSE HOLES SO ENORMOUS AND BLACK IT FEELS LIKE MY BRAIN HAS BEEN FLUSHED DOWN THE DRAIN AND I'M NEVER GETTING IT BACK – IT BACK AND I'M NEVER GETTING IT BACK
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