I love it, Hootenanny!
What's the tune? (ABC? MIDI? MP3?)
And here's the version *I* have of "Me No Likee British Sailor"
BRITISH SAILOR
CHORUS:
Me no likey British sailor (Blitish sailor)
Yankee pay five dollar more (five dolla mo)
Yankee calls me honey baby
British calls me fucking whore
Yankee knocks upon my window
British kicks in fuckin' door
Yankee cocks are sometimes limpy
British cocks, they leave me sore
Yankee lays me on a pillow
British fucks me on the floor
Yankee tender kissed my nipples
British licks my pussy raw
Yankee treats me like his mother
British fucks me on all fours
Interestingly, I've heard it sung by different people to the tunes "What a Friend We Have in Jesus" and to "Reuben, Reuben, I've Been Thinking"
BB,
NightWing