FLIP Ted Nugent! The flippin' moron is a total flippin' bolthole! Why is HE famous and I am NOT? It ain't right. If he can get famous just for shootin' his big mouth off about Obama, then I am gonna go him one better, eh? I am gonna shoot MY big mouth off about Stephen Flippin' Harper and say even WORSE stuff than what Nugent said about Obama!!! I will say things about Harper that are so flippin' bad that it will curl yer flippin' hair, eh? I will not hold back! I eckspect a flippin' visit afterwards from the press and the RCM-flippin'-P and Seesiss and maybe even the army, eh? I eckspect to flippin' genderate total flippin' astonishment and nashional OUTRAGE over what I will say about Steven Flippin' Harper!!!

Watch for it in yer news, eh? I am plannin' this for the weekend. Probally on Sunday. While the Bible thumpers are at church, eh?

Get ready! Ted Nugent will just be a fast fadin' mamarry after THIS. I will rule the flippin' airwaves. And then I will go on toor all over adn get rich.

- Shane