A Compilation of the above: Vicar: "To the woods, to the woods with the rubber goods". Little Girl: "But I'm only thirteen!" Vicar: "I'm not superstitious" Vicar: "To the Woods, To the woods!" Little Girl: "I'll tell the Vicar" Vicar: "I am the Vicar!" Little Girl: "But you've got a dirty collar." Vicar: "I'm a dirty vicar!" Vicar: "To the Woods, To the woods!" Little Girl: "I'll tell the vicar's son" Vicar: "The vicar hasn't got a son – yet!" Vicar: "To the Woods, To the woods!" Little Girl: "But I want to go to the Pictures! Vicar: "There are pictures on the wall. Little Girl: "But they don't move! Vicar: "We'll make them move! Vicar: "To the Woods, To the woods! Little Girl: "No not in the woods I'll scream!" Vicar: "Go ahead and, scream!" Little Girl: "eeeeek" Vicar: "To the Woods, To the woods!" Little Girl: "But it's Good Friday" Vicar: "It's good any day". Little Girl: "I'll tell the canon" Vicar:"We've fired the canon Little Girl: I'll tell the bishop Vicar: The bishop's coming later Little Girl: I'm in the family way Vicar: You're in everybody's way Vicar: To the Woods, To the woods! Little Girl: My mother's not going to like it Vicar: Your mother's not going to get it Little Girl: Mummy said the grass is wet and ten pence isn't enough! Vicar: To the woods, to the woods Little Girl: No! Not the woods, anything but the woods. Vicar: ANYTHING??? Little Girl: To the Woods, To the woods!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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