She wore no blouses And I wore no trousers And we wore no underclothes And when she caressed me She damn near undressed me It's a good job no-one knows. I went to the doctor He said "Where did you block her?" I said "Down where the green grass grows" And he said, quick as a twinkle, "That pimple on your winkle Will be bigger than a red, red, rose"
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