This is how I felt about aging

GROWING OLD DISGRACEFULLY

I'VE ALWAYS BEEN A MODEL CITIZEN
I ALWAYS TOOK THE RIGHT PLACE IN THE QUEUE
BUT NOW THAT I AM AGEING
MY BLOOD HAS STARTED RAGING
WHEN SOMEONE TRIES TO TELL ME WHAT TO DO


CHORUS
NOW NEARING THREE SCORE YEARS AND TEN
I'VE STARTED LIFE ALL OVER AGAIN
I'LL FIND THAT SECOND CHILDHOOD, JUST YOU SEE
I'LL SHOUT IF I DON'T GET MY WAY
I'LL THROW A TANTRUM EVERY DAY
AND TRY MY VERY HARDEST TO GROW OLD DISGRACEFULLY


I'VE ALWAYS TRIED TO KEEP MYSELF IN SHAPE
WITH EXERCISE AND DIET I TOOK CARE
BUT NOW MY SIZE IS GROWING
I DON'T MIND THE BULGES SHOWING
I FLAUNT THEM JUST TO MAKE THE YOUNG ONES STARE


I'LL ARM MYSELF WITH ZIMMER FRAME OR STICK
I'LL THREATEN EVERY YOB OUT IN THE STREET
AND WHEN I JOIN MY MATES – IN
ELECTRIC BUGGY RACING
THEY'D BETTER WATCH JUST WHERE THEY PUT THEIR FEET


AND WHEN I TAKE MY VEHICLE ON THE ROAD
I'LL SHOW THE WORLD THAT I HAVE TIME TO BURN
THOUGH THIS MAY BE MY LAST GAME
I'LL DAWDLE IN THE FAST LANE
AND MAKE ALL THOSE BOY RACERS WAIT THEIR TURN

Have fun.............