She don't sound right fer me anyways, eh? She uses, like, way too many words, and she don't say the word "like" in every sentance. We would not probly get along all that well after awhiles.

She did have a interestin' poynt abowt the deer. I always figgered the sines work sorta both ways. They are ovbvously for the drivers. Any fool knows that! But they are also for the deer. Deer can't read, eh? But they are attrackted to bright yellow triangel sines. This works good with moose too by the way. It don't work as well wiht peeple, cos peeple get distracted bhy too many other colors with all the manifachured stuff we got and the clothes and stuff...but peeple CAN read. Well, most people can, I mean. So that is why the sines work pretty good for both the deers and the people, eh?

The deers know that THIS is the place to cross. The peeple know that THIS is the place to hawl the deer home from after it gets killed by yer car or truck.

- Shane