Banjo (five string and short scale Irish), guitar, bouzouki, acoustic bass, cello, trumpet, trombone, euphonium, and can't sing worth crap.
Play gigs with my daughters who are truly truly talented (All-State on several instruments, and all can sing) with various instrumentation and under various names.
Have about six or so Irish gigs per year, several world folk gigs, and tons of work for the holidays as a brass ensemble (in full Dickens garb).
Have played in four countries, for three Nobel Peace Prize winners, and two ex-US Presidents.
But it's the girls who land all that stuff and kindly let me play along.