You would run in some British-based nation so that your campaign slogan could be "A Primate for Prime Minister." You might not win, but the slogan would live on forever, like "I Like Ike."
About that friend of yours with rifle - Sexy outfit, but didn't anybody warn her about the hot gases that can come out of the back of a gun? And where's her hearing protection?
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