Then, there was the story of the two heterosexual men who's recreational sailing vessel had capsized and they found themselves marooned on a desert island awaiting rescue.

Weeks past, and both men feeling the forces of nature and a need to release sexual tension decided to do something about it. They approached a wide tree stump and the first man instructed the second to lie down on his belly and spread himself across the stump. The first man said "Now listen. I've never done anything like this before, so if I do anything that hurts, or something you don't like, make animal sounds.....and if I do anything you like, sing."

The first man unzipped his pants and proceeded. The first man began groaning " mooh............Mooh............MOOH!...........................MOOOOOON RIVERRRRRR."

...an oldie but moldy...