Heard this from a lad called Martin McDonald back in Glasgow around the 90s:
Mrs o'leary was ninety two, She did a wee fart and away it flew, over the hills and over the lane, and onto the farmers window pane, The farmer came out with a rusty gun, and shot the wee fart and away it run, over the hills and over the lane, and back up mrs o'leary's bum again
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