Drink Falls City Beer, it gives you more Drink City, Falls City It's got what you're looking for Drink City, Falls City More fun, more flavor, more quality It's pasteurized and bitter-free Drink City, Falls City Beer, yes indeed To the tune of "How Many Biscuits Can You Eat" and performed with banjo by David "Stringbean" Akeman. In my drinking days, I was a Falls City consumer (if nothing 80 proof+ was available, of course), and this song is still trad in my house. Falls City went under in the late 70s, after an ill-advised launch of "Billy Beer," named for the (his 15 minutes had already expired but neither he nor Falls City were yet aware of it) brother of Jimmy Carter.
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