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Kenny B (inactive) BS: Why do Catholics want to disarm Chimps? (16) RE: BS: Why do Catholics want to disarm Chimps? 19 Jan 13

a little old lady went int a pharmacy and peered over the counter " I want to go on the pill" she screamed
"Madam" said the chemist " what age are you"
"85" She repled "madam we dont normally give senior citizens the pill" " I want to go on the pill" she screamed once more
The pharmacist tp kkep the peace said " Ill give you one pill only"
She agreed and he handed her the pill with a glass of water .
She glared at him "I want it crushed between two spoons" she said,.
Again to keep the peace the pharnmacist agreed and crushed it between two spoons and handed the full spoon to the old lady whopromtly sniffed
it up one nostril. Horrified the pharmacist said you should hve taken it with a glass of water .
The little old lady , bless her soul looked up at the pharmacist and said " SON at my age ITS ALL IN THE MIND "

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