Let's All Be Fairies is certainly one to think about - see Youtube for versions by The Durium Dance Band, Baby Gramps and John Inman (though his version is not for the kiddies really...)

John Inman (12 minutes in)

LFF

Lyrics:

LET'S ALL BE FAIRIES

by The Durium Dance Band

Once upon a time there were two fairies
Now, there are a great many!

Do you believe in fairies
And the stories that never grow old?
"There are fairies at the bottom of the garden"
That´s a tale we´ve all been told
Let´s think of our childhood games
Then go back to our baby ways
And let´s all be fairies
"Tinkle, tinkle! Crash, Crash, Crash!"

All dance around and go crazy
Waving a buttercup and daisy
We´ll go ´whimsey, whomsey´
On tiptoe we´ll say "Dash, dash"
Let´s all be fairies
"Tinkle, tinkle! Crash, Crash, Crash!"

Ding dong, ding dong!
Fairy bells are gaily ringing
Ding dong, ding dong!
Everybody´s gaily singing
Dancing round the moonbeams
La la la, la la
Hear our fairy footsteps
Whoops - There we are!

Two great big burly boxers
Were engaged to appear in the ring
Said the slosher to the slogger "I won´t hurt you
If you don´t hurt me, old thing"
"When we´re in the ring, tonight
There´s no reason why we should fight
So let´s both be fairies
Tinkle, tinkle! Crash, Crash, Crash!"

Don´t get annoyed if I shove you
You can´t imagine how I love you!
We´ll punch flimsey flamsey
You go out when I say "Dash"
Let´s both be fairies
"Tinkle, tinkle! Crash, Crash, Crash!"

Ding dong, ding dong!
Fairy bells are gaily ringing
Ding dong, ding dong!
Everybody´s gaily singing
Dancing round the moonbeams
La la la, la la
Hear our fairy footsteps
Whoops - There we are!
Whoops - Here we are!