I remember a few of these from Mad magazine. "Downtown" with apologies to Petula Clark When you hate meat but hate the meat that you're eating the. You've surely got "Ground round" It's so unnerving when they're constantly serving in an eating spot, "Ground round" It may be called a chopped steak, Salisbury or beef patty, No matter what it is it's always overcooked and fatty. What can you do? Shout out to your waiter there, and loudly pound on the table, stand up on your chair and shout, " ground round!" You're always serving me "Ground round" Why must it always be "Ground round" You're always serving me G "Ground round, ground round, ground round...... I'm not sure about all the lyrics, but they are close....
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