Look on the bright side. The more injustice around the more rich pickings for provincial solicitors.

The FTSE is up. Growth is up. Government debt is slowly being addressed.

Didn't vote for either of the buggers and some policies around health education and justice stagger belief but not quite sure that Balls would have the economy any better and Irritable Duncan Syndrome's welfare reforms are no different to what Labour were suggesting in their manifesto.

You vote. You get the government.

The alternative? Bridge wearing a beret and shouting power to the people! Snag is, when he says he represents them, he is referring to his hourly rate.

Think I'll get back to my pint and earnest discussion of the Headingly test match.