That's what I meant. Anyways, I was the lucky one, see? After my dear Ma got tragically ate by a damned Leopard, the good folks at the US Trade Mission took me under their wing(s) and raised me to be a loyal American subject. I useta salute the flag raisin' of the Stars and Stripes every mornin' at our little compound on the West African coast. Then I took a banana boat to New York, and the rest is history. Amos dares to refer to me as an "ideational monstrosity". Easy for him to say! He likes them fifty dollar words. But he is just evadin' the sad truth which is starin' him in the face, coz I am red, white, and blue to the very core, whereas he is only that way when he wears his striped pajamas! Ook! Ook! - Chongo
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