Ok. My little list of black ball heretics lengthens. Ron was not only on it but an inspiration for the agenda item. Little Hawk made the mistake of giving credence to him and Sailor Boy just happened to randomly press buttons on his keyboard as ever.

You are all bullying my religion I'll have you know and there are laws about that over here. Just because it doesn't have a name yet and I am having to form a coalition with a Liverpool supporter doesn't make it any less credible than any other Creed.

As for my ear, off down to the local quack after breakfast. Mrs Musket too busy laughing to use her skills and the dog is busy preparing the outline for our testament.