Yeah but no but. . If we persuade enough gullible suckers we can afford fillet!

Well, if I have to form a reformed church based on cut of beast, then it may be ordained I have to.

Oh, by the way Steve. I have though of a name, something nobody has described on these forums yet seem comfortable with using, often to mean not sharing their particular delusion.   It is, in the tradition if most religions, borrowing from existing dogma terms of reference and converts by assimilation rather than force.

I thought we'd call it atheism.   It isn't a used word except as a term of contempt by shallow people, and we can do the same trick as Church of England and claim to own a large part of the population despite miniscule numbers of active members.