Notice that?

Our holy decree that neutered dogs licking testicles they haven't got being a sign that dogs are capable of religion concept has rattled someone's cage.

Other than the failed bingo, which obviously lacked my expertise, the new religion seems to be getting stronger by the post.   We have come through the 1234 revelations scenario for which we must thank Brother Jerk, and we have good progress on the money laundering and setting up offshore accounts.   Less successful I'm afraid, is the abuse department. They have the disadvantage of not existing so on those matters, older religions will always have the edge on us.

Mind you, the discrimination and misogyny directorate have reported encouraging results. We told Betty Swollox we only gave redundancy to males so we saved lots of well misappropriated pennies there.

A workshop is being set up on how to lie to Christians.   The concept is easy. Just promise them what cannot physically be delivered. They are used to that sort of thing, falling for it most Sundays.

Atheist Liaison suffered a setback when we told them they all used to follow our religion but were traumatised by it. They unreasonably refused to accept our explanation.   The set of heathen c