WILLIE THE PEN
(Songwriter ?)

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I'm Willie the pen, I'll say it again.
I'm a part time up and coming writer, known by critical acclaim
(give me the money)
I'm Willie the pen or bill the quill whatever you will.

An 'orse and 'orse my kingdom for an 'orse,
there's a lovely line and no mistaking,
Think I'll use it in a play I'm making up
All about the wicked life and times of
Dicky the third, I heard he was a wily bird,
Locked the little prices in the tower,
that's the stuff to give em nowadays,
what a lovely plot think i'll write it while it's hot.

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I see a set and there is Juliet standing on the balcony above us
waiting for the comfort of her lovers arms,
a little bit of sin, sure to pack em in.

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As performed by Johnny Silvo