Snag is, I'm Musket not a troll. Troll is an abusive term applied sometimes to those deserving of the title but mostly as a way of disagreeing with a stance without a decent argument to put forward instead.

I hate to disappoint though so here goes. Go and get fucked. Not nice I know but when you try to be objective and it doesn't work then you take the piss and that doesn't work. No matter what you put or how you put it certain people read what they think not what is written.

Go and get fucked is a decent riposte under such circumstances.

I thought setting up a religion would be good because I would be omnipotent rather than impotent.

Fellow Messiah and associated gnome.

Do you think we should invite Gino, one of my favourite telly chefs to join our cult? He could organise the butties at the next bingo session, I thought.