Well, some time ago I posted the results of a political self-test here. I answered all questions honestly and ended up occupying the same square as Gandhi. If that makes me a conservative, so be it. I think the classification was left of moderate.

I believe in an entitlements program (you pay into Social Security and Medicare, then you're entitled to it when you retire). I have no problem with food stamps, as long as they go to the truly needy. The problem now is that America's industrial base is being intentionally destroyed (by both the Democrats and Republicans), and the fired workers are being forced onto government dependency. However you look at it, that's not good.

Glad I can amuse. You folks wouldn't believe the laughs we get from you.