With a relative working for Tree Amigos we bought this year's tree from him. I took pity on him standing in the cold all day (but rather him than me!) and wrote this little ditty: TREE AMIGOS ttto: Tannenbaum / Christmas tree / Maryland / The Red Flag Oh Christmas Tree, Oh Christmas Tree, I'm sure you'll be the death of me. Twelve hours a day I'm on the go, In sunshine (rarely) Rain and Snow. A Tree Amigos 'Happy' elf I do the bleedin' work myself. Each massive tree I have to hump, Shove through the netter, trim the stump. Oh Christmas Tree, Oh Christmas Tree, There's one for ev'ry family. Tra-dit-ion-al-ists may prefer A tall (but thin) Norwegian Fir But if you don't want needles loose, I'd recommend the Nordman Spruce (spoken O.k. it's a little more expensive, but the quality is worth it!) A five-foot Nordman in your Ka? Okay, if you're not going far. This Christmas job would be a breeze. If it were not for all the trees. At 4 a.m. I'm on the road, Just to collect another load. And I've just sold another tree. Smile at the client, take the fee. A Nine-foot in a mini van? But, Can we fit it? – Yes we can! (Apologies to Bob the builder) And now some quotes from our sponsors: It is a fir fir better thing I do than I have ever done: Charles Dickens, A tale of two cities If at firs you don't succeed, try try again Robert the Spruce
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