Geeziz Mick.....You got it all wrong man but then again being from Michigan that ain't so unusual. Lemmee explain this one to you.

As part of the founders of Lane, Fielding, Patterson, and Swan, we all started with different jobs to do for the company to keep things operating. All along from then on I was the appointed Sickfuck. Then Fielding decided to take a bit of that job from me. Rick was always helpful like that but he went overboard, and broke his last G-string. Bad news for everyone although corporately he began booking more lay-about hours than ever before, easily become our most productive partner.

You had a few minor ticker problems but got them sorted out before I had to remind you that you were not the one with that job. Then that damn Swan goes and gets his dumb ass really messed up and laid up which kept him from his real responsibilities to LFPS but certainly helped our profits for awhile. I never felt that Brother Dave was trying to take my position as Rick had done so I wasn't too hard on him.

This brings me to your Irish Badger (Double Dumbshit) ass. This kind of thing you're up to now could possibly infringe on my position and you need to stop it.......NOW! See, I've been in this game for almost 15 years now and I don't need competition from some amateur. Let me keep being the second best booker with LFPS because walking that fine line is touchy and all too easy to go over as we sadly found with Rick. While it maybe true that my most recent problems are not solvable, I'm still doing pretty fair at continuing to walk that tightrope.

I love you Bro but you don't need to infringe on my position as Sickfuck and I am telling you now, partner to partner......STOP! I am sending you my best thoughts to feel better, get well, and get the hell off my turf!


Spaw
Patrick F. Patterson
Founding Partner, Lane, Fielding, Patterson, and Swan
Lay-A-Bouts At Large and For Hire
We do nothing for you. It is the least we can do.....the very least