At the risk of making this a musical thread, here's one we wrote in 2010: THERE'S AN APP FOR THAT by Bev and Jerry Praver 1. You're lost and your wanting a chart or a map You need an address or a street Yet finding your bearings is simply a snap Your iphone can help, it's really neat chorus: There's an app for that, there's an app for that When you've a problem big or small There's an app for that, there's an app for that Download the one you need and then install 2. You're shopping for cheese and you don't have a clue Havarti or Stilton or Blue Just pull out your phone to learn just what to do The answer is waiting there for you 3. You're ready to jam, your guitar's out of tune Your strings have a mind of their own The answer's at hand you'll be joining in soon A tuner is stored inside your phone 4. You want to impress her by choosing the wine Tonight when you take her to dine Pretend you've a call, check the fruit of the vine She won't know you're just a philistine 5. Your flashlight was shining to show you the way But just then your batteries died But Apple is near they will help save the day Your iphone will surely be your guide 6. You're having a baby, your suitcase is packed You wonder if this is the time Contractions are here and they need to be tracked Your iphone can help you - it's sublime 7. You're waiting to hear if the job will be yours You've been looking for work for a year No sound can be heard and no ringing occurs It's a dead zone, there is no signal here Last chorus: There's no app for that, there's no app for that When you've a problem big or small There's no app for that, there's no app for that Your iPhone can't help you after all Tune: Jesus Satisfies Bev and Jerry
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