Mr Georgiansilver. Please pay attention. I have already dealt with this point. The festival committee is offering 2.5% discounts for punters who are willing to dig the sink holes to carry away the flood water. Granted no-one has so far taken this interesting offer. But that's no reason to assume the weather will in any way be congenial towards airbeds. Besides, what happens when the floods recede and carry the airbeds and punters out to the sea, there to be left to the mercy of pirates and man eating sharks? I know this is the pantomime season, but imagine the outcome if they ran into Cap'n 'ook and Long John Silver.
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