As many of you are not on FaceBook, let me give you the latest update from Lane, Fielding, Patterson, and Swan---Layabouts At Large and For Hire. We had a sort of board meeting by phone and with news on several fronts thought it was a good time to share the latest and tell you of an exciting upcoming event.

We just had a board meeting by phone and it seems we are getting it back together after accidents and illnesses have attacked the lazy-ass founders. On the one hand this has slowed things down when you are forced to heal it takes away from time we can layabout profitably. On the other hand, is your hand. Put it down....Two doors down on the right and don't piss on the floor.

* Lane is still undergoing tests but things look brighter for him. This is all good because the SOB has been doing actual work and a moment at work is one less moment when he could be stretched out and farting on your sofa.

* Patterson is pretty much as always but with a new twist which has stabilized enough to be back doing sweet damn all for profit and always looking for more billable hours. At some point down the road he is likely to join Fielding and then you will see the profits really soar!

* Swan has finally settled back in after being badly racked up. I mean, how many people you know who break a femur ferchrissakes? But with hardware removed he's getting back into the swing of things and is available for all manner debauchery. Not that we have to debauch anything really, we just layabout. The debauchery is an added bonus.

* Fielding is of course still dead. We recently did award an overdue honor as Rick was the first partner to pass the 75,000 billable hour mark. We are also planning a special celebration in March honoring his 10 years of 24/7/365 service to the firm. There was talk of a watch but what would be the fuckin' point? Join us though for the celebration!

So there is your update and the news of a future event I know you won't want to miss.

When you don't have the time to do nothing and you need a break, call us! We do absolutely nothing for you! It is the least we can do......the very least.



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