And here are few selected verses from the many verses, variants, and versions, of this old favorite to the tune of "Humoresque." Passengers will please refrain From flushing toilets while the train Is standing in the station, I love you. We encourage constipation While the train is in the station, Moonlight always makes me think of you. If you simply have to go When other people are too slow, There is only one thing you can do. You'll just have to take a chance, Be brave and do it in your pants, But I'll forgive you, darling, I love you. Passengers will please refrain From flushing toilets while the train Is standing in the station, I love you. If you have to pass some water, Kindly call the Pullman Porter. He'll place a vessel in the vestibule. If this method is in vain, You may break a window pane. This novel method's used by very few. Tramps and hobos underneath May catch it in the nose and teeth. And they may bite off more than they can chew. Spaw
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