What's the best thing to play a bodhran with? A razor blade. What is the difference between a bodhran player and a terrorist? Terrorists have sympathisers. What's the difference between a banjo and a chain saw? The chain saw has greater dynamic range. There's nothing I like better than the sound of a banjo, unless of course it's the sound of a chicken caught in a vacuum cleaner. What does it mean when a guitar player is drooling out both sides of his mouth? The stage is level. If you drop an accordion, a set of bagpipes and a viola off a 20-story building, which one lands first? Who cares?
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