I may have told this story before but I was reminded of it by stories in the race traitor thread.

I was working in Bahrain with two Arab Guys, Mohammed and Hussain of course. Well they were trying to teach me Arabic. They didn't succeed, 'cos they'd start teaching me a word and spend the rest of the day arguing about it.

Evidently Arabic is the combination of two languages and has survived as different dialects, urban and rural.

Well one day, just as we were leaving at the end of the day, Hussain tells me to say 'fetchek abd'; after a few tries I got it down and said 'what does it mean?' He laughed and went home.

As I said it was the end of the day and there weren't many people left in the offices. So I looked around for someone to ask; the only person I could see was Bilal, the guy who ran the print shop.

Now Bilal was as black as you can get, he was the very person they had in mind when they coined the phrase 'Black is Beautiful', his skin shone with colored highlights like a blackbirds wing.

So, all innocent like, I go up to him and say "Hi Bilal, what does fetchek abd mean?"

Bilal broke up laughing, he was rolling around holding his stomach.

When he finally recovered, he said "it means, Go and get fucked by a black man".

Hence the title of this thread.

YOUR TURN.