Thanks for your concern Cricketer but it is not my body that is a problem but Tich's, which he cleverly uses as an adjunct to his shafts of wit. Just go and see the man in his latter day pomp while you have the chance. Once Scotland gains its independence he is down to be King Tich the First ILM. His first major ruling will to be to ban the export of single malt whisty thus enhancing its export value on the black watch market which will be totally controlled by the SIUP (Scotland Its Ours Party) and will ensure that all Scots become baubie* millionaires. Go Tich Go!! * 1 Baubie = 10 English Pounds OR 15 Euros
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