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Rapparee BS: Olddude heart attack (334* d) RE: BS: Olddude heart attack 16 Jun 14


My brother had NINE (9) bypasses and two of the very minor ones blew out years later. But he's fine. I mean, apart from all the other stuff. And the fact that he's a sociopathic pyscho with delusions (he actually got himself elected to public office four (4) times, which proves it). But we've managed to control him by keeping him in an iron lung in a strait jacket. Of course, we have to use a funnel to feed him. And the leprosy, I probably didn't mention that, did I? Or the flesh-eating fungus infection, but we keep his face covered so he doesn't frighten people too much. Oh, yes, he's also quite flatulent.

But he had NINE bypasses and if he kinda survived so will you.


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