"For sometime now I've had this secret wish Someone would send me a love letter on a fish For a fish and a love letter Just seem to go together The sooner I get my fish wish The better I would say Someone could start out To pour his heart out on a trout I'd read and sigh and then I'd fry it my delish Even when the weather's sunny And it makes the mailbox smell real funny Send me a love letter on a fish "Oh I would love to hear from you on one condish That when you pitch your woo you pitch it on a fish It would give me such a thrill To read I love you on each gill Or darlin' on a marlin Things profounder on a flounder If you'd fain complete your pass Don't be crass employ a bass Yeah use that shad for a pad oh I insish Ten million postcards on a school Holy mackerel Batman cool Send me a love letter on a fish "Send me a love letter darlin Send me a love letter on a fish Show me that you like me Tuna melt me smelt me pike me Send me a love letter on a fish If you think I'm super Say it with a grouper When you're mushy on a sushi I'm in blish If you want a date Get out your Papermate and Decorate a skate Send me a love letter on a fish" Michael Smith, partial lyrics
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